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Omo ia
Makemake au e hana pū.
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole hoʻohāhā ke kino iaʻu! Maikaʻi ke ʻole e hoʻomake i ka anus maʻamau i hoʻomohala ʻia. A me ka nui o ka pololi!
ʻO ka nui a me ka nui o ka hoki, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ka maʻalahi o ka lede a leʻaleʻa e hoʻopaʻa i ka anus. A ʻo ka mua me he mea lā ua ʻākea loa, ʻoiai ke kau nei nā lehelehe waho e like me nā pepeiao o ka spaniel!
ʻO ia kāna i hana ai iā ia. Ahhahahaha
Ua hauʻoli ke kahu ʻōniʻoniʻo leʻaleʻa me kona konohiki a hiki i kona kiola ʻana iā ia i loko o ka loko wai. A laila hoʻomaka ʻo ia e paʻi i kāna kāne, a hoʻopaʻa ikaika ʻo ia iā ia. ʻO ka mea kupanaha, ʻaʻole moe ka lua o ka hale mālama hale, akā nānā wale a kōkua i kāna hoaaloha.
Nā wikiō pili
Ha, ha - ke cop maikaʻi a me ka cop ʻino. ʻO ka mea ma luna o ka pepa ka mea maikaʻi, a ʻo ka mea nāna i kau i kāna ʻiʻo ma luna o ka waha o ka niger, ʻo ia ka mea ʻino. Manaʻo wau e piʻi nui ana ka nigger.