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Ninau like.
ʻO ka hui pū ʻana a me nā huakaʻi kula ʻo ia ka lā i nehinei. No ka hoʻoulu ʻana i kahi limahana me ka wahine waha, ʻoiaʻiʻo, me ka poina ʻole i kou leʻaleʻa ponoʻī - ʻo ia ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka ʻoihana hui o kēia lā!
E hana wau iā ʻoukou a pau.
ʻAe, e like me kaʻu ʻike maopopo iā ʻoe, ʻaʻohe ʻokoʻa o ka ʻono a me ke kala. Makemake nā kānaka a pau i ke kaikamahine ʻokoʻa.
Makemake kaʻu wahine e hana pū
♪ ʻo wai ka inoa o ke mele? ♪
Aloha nā kaikamāhine, hāʻawi mai i kāu helu.
ʻO ka inoa o ka mea hana keaka ʻē aʻe?
ʻAha hemolele, he pupule kēlā! Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokomo i ʻelua dick i laila, ʻaʻole i kahi dick wale nō! ʻIke ʻia kēlā moa i ka hele ʻana o ke anaina. ʻO kēlā me kēia manawa ʻo ia e luʻu ai, ʻo ia ke kiʻi o ka sperm mai ka mea nānā ma hope o ka nānā. Ke nānā nei nā haneli a me nā tausani o nā studs i kēia mau hoʻolaha. ʻO wau iho i kaʻu mau pōpō a hiki i koʻu dick a noi aku e hoʻokuʻu ʻia i loko o ka ʻāʻī o kēia wahine palaka. A he kino nui kona! Makemake au e palu i kona mau lehelehe ma waena o kona mau wāwae. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka loaʻa ʻana o nā lele i loko o kou ʻōpū ke hiki aku kāu dick i kona iwi ʻaoʻao!
Nā wikiō pili
Hele mai ʻo ia no ka lomilomi a ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻo ia ka mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa i kāna hana. Ma hope o ka lomilomi, hāʻawi ʻo ia iā ia i ka moe poina ʻole, kahi āna i uē ai i ka hale holoʻokoʻa. I ka hopena, ua māʻona nā mea a pau.